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[Mater]

Yo Duggie,

You have talked like a big man so I want to see if you willing to put your money where your mouth is! I challenge you to a “Battle of the Sexes

My Pumpkins will play your Doggies in a series of seven games. We will defeat your team even thou you are currently in first league and we are only in third league. I will prove that “Women with Power� can be a formidable opponent. You will regret the day that you crossed the Mater! Smallball is a mental game, and I really believe that women are smarter. They can out play, out think, and out survive any team managed by a man. Women have more patience and intuitive skills then most men. We have just been handicapped by a gender bias. This “Battle of the Sexes" will change smallball forever.

Just to make it interesting, I bet you $50.00 that the Pumpkins will win the series. Are you up to the test Reply to this post and we can set the time and date for your first defeat.

Later,
Mater

[Beaner]

Lol I love it! Watch out for the Mater! "Women have more patients"...sorry to pick on you but unless you are a doctor or a nurse that should be "patience". Lol, just messin with ya.
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[Mater]

Oops I am so embarassed I t's late and I've really been pushing the Pumpkins. You don't have to be a good speller to be a good manager. You got me Beaner!

Later,
Mater

[Beaner]

I really didn't mean to "get you". I just wanted to give you a friendly ribbing. If I was going to correct everyones grammar/spelling it would be a full time job! I am anxious to see Doug's response. This should be fun.
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[Mater]

No problem Beaner. You know I like you. Maybe you should post a poll to help Doggie decide if he is up to the challenge.

I just figured out this avatar stuff, now I gota learn how to make a banner. They are trying to make computer nerds out of us Beaner.

Later,
Mater

[Duggie]

[Mater]

Duggie Dog,

I thought that you were a Marine, now you tell me that you’re a duck. This “Battle of the Sexes� is going to turn out to be just ducky for the Pumpkins.

You talk about “weeping�; it’s gone be really sad to see a Marine Duck crying when you have to pay up on your bet. I hope that you don’t have to borrow the money from your sergeant. That could be hard to explain.

As you many have heard, the Women With Power (WWP) have united and work together for the promotion of women in smallball. We have been watching your Doggies. We know every player by name, every game they play, and every mistake they make. We know when they eat, when they sleep, and how often they change their underwear. We have studied the enemy and are ready to attack.

I will initiate the first game of the “Battle of the Sexes� tomorrow night. Please let me know if you decide to back out.

Later,
Mater

[Duggie]

Mater,
Well, ducks are amphibious too ya know! BTW, I love how you throw "Battle of the Sexes" around. This, for me, should be nothing more than a simple training exercise! If your weepies have truly been studying my little guys, then you probably know that they don't play their best after I have had a case or two of India Pale ale. You are more than welcome to try and use that to your advantage (I'll post my shipping address later) as apparently you are willing to throw money everywhere (buying dt's for your weepies, posting prizes and kindly offering to give me some for virtually no work on my part). By all means, play me tomorrow night.
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