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Georgy
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:30 pm    Post subject: Funny Quote Contest
Subject description: Funniest Quotes From These Forums
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The contest is to post the funniest quote you can find from the forums. Whichever I find the funniest will be declared the winner. I'll leave it up until whenever I feel like it. Smile

Example:
one mile high wrote:
Clear to me why you guys are so tight, neither one of you are very bright.


Prize= 2 Stadiums(BY, FOD, Letterbox, World HR park) and a rookie

Each person can enter two quotes in the same post. Start digging! Cool

Any other questions, feel free to ask in this thread.

EDIT: Also include link to the thread.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:42 pm    Post subject:
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http://www.forums.smallball.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=48104

To save you some trouble it is under the letter Z.

Jon2s wrote:
By comparing the reactive thermal viscosity of the binumular nomial you are left with the relative contrabulation of the jimmyjonger.

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Ohio state wins over the inexperienced newbs on the Texas Team
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:48 pm    Post subject:
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Pizzaguy:
Personally... I'll tell you what I think about Northern College Football vs. Southern College Football...

Northern College Football is all about the pretty boy touchdown catches and quarterback that cry about being touched... (along with certain team with the initials OSU paying their players... but that's another story.

Southern College Football is all about guts and glory. Honestly. Southern schools could whoop Northern Schools in the end... They focus on hard training so they can play in those 4th quarter 2:00 situations.

Therefore Tennessee would beat Ohio State...
(Thought this was funny, because I just think it is.Also, because of proving my point in a later post in that thread.Nothing against anyone,just thought it was funny.)
http://www.forums.smallball.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=424297&highlight=#424297

Yagadan:
I heard that rumor G..have no clue where it came from too.

I'm pretty sure uM were like..after two years..how can we stop Troy Smith

But then Troy Smith was like you can't stop me

So in response uM hired the Terminator to rid them of Troy Smith

But then Troy Smith was like. "Oh no you didn't. My crew's about to show you what's up"

and then this guy held up this sign that said 'beef'

so this guy and his buddies did some drunken karaoke

and that's where babies come from.

And, that's the end of my short story.
(Not gonna copy the smileys..cause I;m lazy...refer to post for them)
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 5:01 pm    Post subject:
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on that note...

bailey wrote:
Tim's Dodgers wrote:
Did you forget to take your Rittilan today?
is that a common drug used in america, we in auz just take viagra lol
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:09 pm    Post subject:
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When you're good.. you're good


mlthmp wrote:
Great majik, now you went and broke the internet Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:34 pm    Post subject:
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Rally 66 2.0 wrote:
na u buggin i dont role wit gangs me and my ppls just go out and hustle

once i got 260 in 1 day



Wink Wink

LINK:: http://www.forums.smallball.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=451511&highlight=#451511


Levi12 wrote:
Bill, you say your retired? Is it possible? Can you do that? Wow! I didn't know you could retire to a mental institute at age 8! Shocked

(btw: bill = Jerad??? Surprised )


LINK:: http://www.forums.smallball.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=49091
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:33 pm    Post subject:
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Beaner......you have just left a sour taste in most people's mouths...

Odd. He left a salty taste in mine. Confused


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Listen to solipsta, he is wise.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:55 pm    Post subject:
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Fo shizzle: Term widely used by the white American teenager, pretending to be black, or hip. Used in a variety of ways, to show ignorance, and stupidity."
*Dictionary word of the week*


G, that'll make you laugh for sure.
If you want more, talk to junky. he was tellin me tons on SBD's New Year tourney! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:46 pm    Post subject:
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Rally 66 2.0 wrote:
i f1nd it incrediblt easy 2 read wat 1 say


Thanks Rally for saying this... I know it'll make me win.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:33 pm    Post subject:
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DASTECH wrote:
Hmm....I knew Chippy was Smallball~ed.
Now they're black too?

Shocked


mcgov wrote:
DASTECH wrote:
Hmm....I knew Chippy was Smallball~ed.
Now they're black too?

Shocked

I thought they were BLUE Exclamation



http://www.forums.smallball.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=446252&highlight=#446252

Greek Wizard wrote:
bill wrote:
IF YOU WAS A REAL GREEK WIZARD YOU WOULD TAKE YOUR MAGIC WAND @ DISSAPEAR


We all owe Bill an appology.

While viewing his profile, I notice his interests:



Now I did not realize that you were retired and a weightlifter, so I am sorry.

I guess being retired has made you a miserable person that feels he has to come to an online forum and make himself look like an idiot so that he can get some attention of any sort.

Thats kinda sad really, i respect my elders, but you obviously have no respect for others, so you can't expect any in return.

We also all know that most weightlifers (not all by any means) have very small brains (among other body parts that are "small"). I am sure it's a scientific fact, but I am too lazy to look it up. You certainly are not a mental giant, so the theory seems logical.

I will give you credit for one thing though...Hanz and Franz were funny.

So because of the above fact regarding the mental power that you have I promise that I.... will...ask...everyone....to...start....posting....slower....so....you....can...keep....up....to....the....more.. .intellectually... gifted (...oops... that... means...smarter...for....you)...15...and...16... year...olds...on...this...forum (Let...alone...the...adults)

Now some people think I should ban you, but Ii don't see anything you have done to warrant that (yet), however again, a word of advice...

This forums has rules, please follow them, or you will not be welcome here.

i hope that it does not come to that, but if you continue to act the way you are, you really won't leave us with any choice by to take some sort of action.

One rule is do not critize Moderators or Admins.. you have already done the first with how you think they handles locking posts, etc. I will let you off on the disrespect you have shown me, because I am trying to show my "softer side" and let things slide but that said, you have been given chances, and I really would rather press a few buttons than deal with you everyday.

Now that said, have a wonderful holidays.

And remember, smoking, drinking and steriods are really really bad.


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